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As a kid I used to pray evry night for a new bike. Then I realised that God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and asked for forgiveness.
When does a Mexican buy car insurance? When an Asian move in to the neighborhood.
What do you tell a chick with two black eyes? Nothing, you [...]
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In my life, i have had many idols- from Elliot Smith to Ben Folds, they have never been scarce in numbers. However, I am taking this time to dedicate my paragraph to the one person who has changed my life greatly – Will Smith.
Willard Christopher Smith, Jr was born [...]
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Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I liked to take a minute Just let me purge, I’ll tell you how I became opposed to the undead Scourge.
In Western Plaguelands killed [...]
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Now, this is a story all about how Maddy got raped while upside down And I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there, I’ll tell you how the McCann’s got away with a girl’s murder.
In the United Kingdom born and raised [...]
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In Encyclopedia Dramatica, Born and raised, Raiding Habbo was how I spent most of my days, Chilling out, haxxing, relaxing all cool, and stopping that AIDS, getting in the pool But a couple of mods, they were up to no good, started making trouble in [...]
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Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And Id like to take a minute just sit right there I’ll tell you how I became the popular figure known as pedobear
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