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Dead Maddie
Now, this is a story all about how
Maddy got raped while upside down
And I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there,
I’ll tell you how the McCann’s got away with a girl’s murder.
In the United Kingdom born and raised
On the playground was where she spent most of her days
Sitting and swimming naked in the pool
And lookin’ all wet for her Daddy the fool
And Daddy’s libido was up to no good
Started getting tight in his crotch hood
He raped little Maddie then Mom got scared
She said "We’re gonna have to kill ‘er and dump her somewhere"
They whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything they thought this cab is rare
But they said "Aw fuck it, to a ditch somewhere!"
I pulled up to the ditch about 7 or 8
And handed the cabby a 50 for him to clam up
Then they got an axe, a bag, and chopped their girl up.
They looked at the grave site, finally ready, to pretend they were grieving and get everyone’s pity.
Source: Encyclopedia Dramatica
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