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Posts Tagged ‘shock’

Offensive Jokes

Written by FreshPrince on Mar 15 2009

As a kid I used to pray evry night for a new bike. Then I realised that God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and asked for forgiveness.
When does a Mexican buy car insurance? When an Asian move in to the neighborhood.
What do you tell a chick with two black eyes? Nothing, you [...]

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Dead Maddie

Written by FreshPrince on Jan 28 2009

Now, this is a story all about how Maddy got raped while upside down And I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there, I’ll tell you how the McCann’s got away with a girl’s murder.
In the United Kingdom born and raised [...]

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I Witnessed A Murder

Written by FreshPrince on Jan 26 2009

I was riding home from school today on my bus listening to music and not paying attention to anything. As we were stopping at one of the bus stops, a girl in the back started screaming. I looked back and saw her pointing out the window, and I followed her stare. Out in the [...]

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